If I follow you back you’re probably very attractive
"There are two kinds of people in this world to be wary of. One, the person who has nothing to lose. And second, is the person who doesn’t wish for anything. Such people are capable of anything."
—Paraphrased from Emperor Jallaludin’s wet nurse, Jodha Akbar (via aka4ever17
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals